Carmen and Freya confront their disappointing relationship with Warren and conclude that they never really needed a man int he first place,

In this show within a show, hastily written by Warren with no due care or attention and snapped up by trust funded amateur producers Dion Martin and Cressida Jones, explores the world of Where’s Wally as you’ve never seen it before. Warren’s muse, Carmen, plays Wanda (but mostly plays herself) and Cressida takes on the role of Cassiopeia, a fairy like character personifying a star. (Which unfortunately is not really her casting.) Wally is played by Dean Gaffney who has been kidnapped from his latest desperate-for-money-and-exposure reality stint on ‘I’m an Apprentice Celebrity Icce Queen Idol Dancing on Ice Get Me Out of Here!’ In a classic tale of true love: Wanda, born blind, is given her sight and tasked with locating her true love in an overpopulated economically bankrupt Wallyland.

This comedy song plays around with the idea of the opening number, while introducing Warren, a writer, as the central character in Where’s Warren? The Musical! Here he is struggling against writers block to replicate his previous success in Musical Theatre.